Hey there, movie mania enthusiasts! 2004 was quite the rollercoaster of cinematic letdowns. In this hilarious journey, we’ll be revisiting the 16 films that left audiences scratching their heads and wondering, “What were they thinking?” Grab yourself a front-row seat and brace yourselves for the quirkiest, and downright awful moments on screen!
White Chicks
“White Chicks” fails to deliver genuine humor due to its reliance on stereotypes and uninspired writing. The film’s attempt at comedy lacks creativity and resorts to cheap laughs, undermining any potential for clever satire. It’s offensive due to the racial nature of the jokes. As one reviewer (and many others feel the same way) summed up about this movie “Stupid, racist crap. I don’t suspect that a white movie making whites into blacks and making fun of them would go over very well, but this is apparently different in some way, as whites are the butt of the rather unfunny joke.”
Catwoman
Here is a movie that was hammered by screeds of people. It is just a terrible film. The plot struggles with coherence, making it hard to follow the storyline. The film’s attempts at creating a compelling origin tale fall short, leaving Catwoman feeling disconnected and out of place. The dialogue lacks depth and fails to engage, making it difficult to invest in the characters. Moreover, the special effects and action sequences, often the saving grace for superhero movies, lack the excitement and creativity needed to redeem the film.
Around the World in 80 Days
The book is great, this movie ain’t. It’s a film that disappoints with its lack of charm and failed attempt to capture the adventurous spirit of the original story. It struggles to find its pacing, resulting in a disjointed narrative that fails to engage viewers. The characters lack development, so you have no empathy for them. Despite its grand concept, the execution lacks finesse, leaving the audience disconnected from the supposed excitement of the global adventure.
This is more like around 80 minutes of wasted time.
The Stepford Wives
“The Stepford Wives” fails to live up to its intriguing premise, stumbling in execution and character development. The plot, which should be a gripping exploration of societal conformity, loses its edge and becomes muddled. Characters lack authenticity, diluting the impact of the story’s commentary on gender roles. The film’s attempts at satire lack sharpness, making the humor dull and ineffective. Despite a talented cast, the movie struggles to balance its tone, leaving audiences puzzled rather than engaged.
Alexander
The film’s ambitious attempt to portray the life of the legendary historical figure falls short, struggling with pacing issues and an unclear story. The characters are shallow, so you don’t care about them. An online review states that this movie “…has absolutely no excuse whatsoever for its wretchedness. With a cast like it has, a budget ample enough for three good films, and a legend-centered plot sure to pique the viewer’s interest well before the movie is even seen, it delivers a seriously despicable, laughable fiasco.”
I, Robot
“I, Robot” disappoints due to its inability to fully explore the intriguing ethical questions about artificial intelligence that it introduces. While boasting amazing visuals and action sequences, the story lacks depth, failing to delve into the complexities of its futuristic world. You will be wondering why “I, Watched” this travesty.
Van Helsing
While aiming for a thrilling blend of horror and action, it falls short due to a convoluted plot that lacks coherence. The film’s attempt to modernize classic monsters feels strained, losing the charm of the originals. Even though the special effects are incredible, the movie lacks a compelling story.
King Arthur
“King Arthur” disappoints by taking a legendary tale and reducing it to a messy, incoherent jumble. The film struggles with its historical accuracy, often sacrificing the story’s integrity for flashy action scenes. Character development is shallow and the plot lacks focus, jumping between scenes without clear transitions. “As ‘history,’ this film gets an ‘F’. As entertainment…? The characters were shallow, the acting was amateurish, and the dialogue was plodding and trite. As a ‘found comedy’ it works rather well – I found myself laughing through most of it. As a serious film and an attempt to portray ‘history,’ however, it is seriously flawed,” concludes one critic.
Without a Paddle
“Without a Paddle” misses the mark as a comedy adventure, struggling to deliver genuine laughs or a coherent plot. The film relies heavily on juvenile humor and cheap gags that don’t work. The storyline feels forced, with poorly executed twists and turns that fail to keep you interested in what’s happening. Everyone involved in this was truly up the creek without a paddle.
Shark Tale
“Shark Tale” disappoints with its lack of originality and reliance on tired clichés. The plot, though aiming for adventure, feels too simple, lacking the depth that would entertain both kids and adults. The attempts at humor often feel strained and desperate, failing to generate genuine laughs. This is one tale that needs to be turned into shark bait.
The Polar Express
“The Polar Express” struggles with its attempts to translate the magic of the beloved book onto the screen. Despite impressive animation, the characters lack emotional depth, making it hard to connect with their journey. The plot, though adventurous, feels disjointed, leaving viewers questioning the purpose of the story’s events. The film’s pacing is uneven, and the attempts at creating heartwarming moments often feel false. While visually striking, the movie fails to capture the enchantment of the book, resulting in a boring movie.
Christmas with the Kranks
“Christmas with the Kranks” disappoints by presenting a holiday tale that feels superficial and uninspired. The plot lacks genuine warmth, instead opting for forced sentimentality. Characters lack authenticity, making it hard to invest in their holiday struggles. The attempts at humor often come across as trying too hard. Despite a potentially heartwarming idea, the film fails to capture the true spirit of Christmas. Avoid watching this in December or you might find your Christmas is not so merry.
Home on the Range
“Home on the Range” fails to capture the magic of animated classics. Despite colorful visuals, the story lacks originality and depth, offering a predictable plot that fails to engage both kids and adults. While attempting a fun, adventurous vibe, the film struggles with pacing and fails to create memorable moments. Overall, it lacks heart and creativity.
50 First Dates
“50 First Dates” misses the mark by oversimplifying a complex topic: memory loss. Despite a talented cast, the film struggles to strike a balance between comedy and sensitivity, often resorting to unrealistic and shallow scenarios. The central romance lacks genuine depth, making it hard to care about the characters’ relationship. Not a movie to watch on a date night, otherwise it might end in disaster. “This movie stinks to high heaven. The script is so unfunny that no-one over the age of 7 would find it amusing,” a critic suggests.
DodgeBall: A True Underdog Story
“DodgeBall: A True Underdog Story” disappoints due to its reliance on shallow humor and underdeveloped characters. Despite a promising setup, the film fails to deliver witty or original jokes, relying on tired sports movie clichés. “There were some very funny moments in this movie – but it was ultimately a one-trick pony. The fact that everyone is taking dodgeball so seriously is THE joke of the movie, and it wears thin,” a critic wrote. The characters are shallow and come across as fake. Don’t expect anything hilarious in this flick, because there isn’t any. Dodge this farce of a movie.
Along Came Polly
“Along Came Polly” falls short due to its mundane humor and lack of genuine chemistry between the characters. Despite a talented cast, the film’s attempts at comedy feel forced and contrived, missing the mark for authentic laughs. The plot follows predictable romantic comedy ideas, offering nothing new or refreshing. Characters are superficial, making it hard to care about their relationships or personal growth. “This movie sucks. Don’t see it,” says one reviewer.
